**Sapphire**
08-28-2008, 06:40 PM
A cats worst enemy is a closed door.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. -- Robert Heinlein
Isn't there always a cat napping on whatever you're reading?
Moroccan Proverb: An old cat will not learn how to dance.
A cat that jumps on a hot stove will never jump on a hot stove again. Neither will it jump on a cold stove. -- Michael Cameron
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid.
She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore, either. -- Mark Twain
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. -- Ben Franklin
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. -- Mark Twain
After dark all cats are leopards. -- Native American Proverb
All I need to know I learned from my cat.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. -- Garrison Keillor
Cats know how we feel. They don't care, but they know.
Fear is a slinking cat I find beneath the lilacs of my mind. -- Sophie Tunnel
How important is freshness in a dry cat food? To a cat, it's very important.
If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence. -- Will Cuppy
Never try to outstubborn a cat. - Lazarus Long, Time Enough for Love
Often the cats who need the most affection are the ones that are the most difficult to love and scratch you when you're trying to pet them.
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
Only my cat understands me.
Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.
That project is a goat rodeo. It's like an exercise in herding cats.
The idea of calm exists in a sitting cat. -- Jules Renard
The world is a cat toy.
To the cat, the experimenter is problematic.
You can't look at a sleeping cat and be tense. -- Jane Pauley
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. -- Robert Heinlein
Isn't there always a cat napping on whatever you're reading?
Moroccan Proverb: An old cat will not learn how to dance.
A cat that jumps on a hot stove will never jump on a hot stove again. Neither will it jump on a cold stove. -- Michael Cameron
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid.
She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore, either. -- Mark Twain
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. -- Ben Franklin
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. -- Mark Twain
After dark all cats are leopards. -- Native American Proverb
All I need to know I learned from my cat.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. -- Garrison Keillor
Cats know how we feel. They don't care, but they know.
Fear is a slinking cat I find beneath the lilacs of my mind. -- Sophie Tunnel
How important is freshness in a dry cat food? To a cat, it's very important.
If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence. -- Will Cuppy
Never try to outstubborn a cat. - Lazarus Long, Time Enough for Love
Often the cats who need the most affection are the ones that are the most difficult to love and scratch you when you're trying to pet them.
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
Only my cat understands me.
Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.
That project is a goat rodeo. It's like an exercise in herding cats.
The idea of calm exists in a sitting cat. -- Jules Renard
The world is a cat toy.
To the cat, the experimenter is problematic.
You can't look at a sleeping cat and be tense. -- Jane Pauley