**Sapphire**
08-28-2008, 06:43 PM
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow. -- Jeff Valdez
You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
Dogs come when called. Cats take a message and get back to you.
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. -- Steven Wright
Letting sleeping dogs lie, sleeping cats fry. - Me 90
MEOW...SPLAT...RUFF...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)
The dog needs the high grass so he can hide from the neighborhood cats. -- Men's Health, on how to get out of mowing the lawn
You burp, and guys think it's adorable. You puke, and they fight to hold your hair back. -- The Truth about Cats and Dogs
Women and cats do as they dammed well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
Dogs come when called. Cats take a message and get back to you.
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. -- Steven Wright
Letting sleeping dogs lie, sleeping cats fry. - Me 90
MEOW...SPLAT...RUFF...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)
The dog needs the high grass so he can hide from the neighborhood cats. -- Men's Health, on how to get out of mowing the lawn
You burp, and guys think it's adorable. You puke, and they fight to hold your hair back. -- The Truth about Cats and Dogs
Women and cats do as they dammed well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.