**Sapphire**
10-28-2008, 07:44 PM
Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats?
Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.
What do you use to comb a cat?
A catacomb.
Why did the cat run from the tree?
Because it was afraid of the bark!
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?
Because he's always spotted.
What does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy Claws.
Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't?
Your lap.
Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?
Because it squeaked.
Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.
What do you use to comb a cat?
A catacomb.
Why did the cat run from the tree?
Because it was afraid of the bark!
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?
Because he's always spotted.
What does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy Claws.
Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't?
Your lap.
Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?
Because it squeaked.