**Sapphire**
10-28-2008, 08:07 PM
(I thought this might be fun to take this little test. LOL...I guess EJ & Lucy own me pretty good. :laught16:)
Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them? No
Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress? Yes
Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month? LOL...close to it.
Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at
the box with the scoop in your hand? No & No. I scoop it every morning.
Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks
the butter? No on both counts.
Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have? Yes, all the time.
Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your
cats when you move? LOL...Lucy won't let me move. :D
Do you kiss your cat on the lips? LOL...I did that EJ once or twice. :eek: :D
Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork? Not from my fork.
Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat? EJ will sometimes sit by the table.
Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it? EJ & Lucy have done that at times. No I don't like it much, but I can't move them.
Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food
in the refrigerator? No, they eat any can of cat food I give them.
Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote? No, they move...LOL!
Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain
your cat? No, but that sounds like a good idea.
Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain
while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in? No, neither go outside.
Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on
a bad date? Heck yes! :thumb:
Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you
spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse? Yes we do buy presents for EJ & Lucy. We don't spend more on them though.
Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on
Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card? No & No.
Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up? LOL...I used to until I got tired of never getting to make the bed! :D
Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both
watched the same commercial on television? No, but they have ceramic bowls that go into wrought iron holders.
Do you microwave your cat's food? Prepare it from scratch? No & No.
Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard, so
you won't disturb the sleeping cat? LOL...sometimes I've had to manuver weird to get off the bed.
At the store, do you pick up the cat food and kitty litter before
you pick out anything for yourself? Yes a few times I've done that.
Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays? No. I do give EJ all the turkey he will eat though & we get them a turkey dinner feast can of food.
Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of
an omelet made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout? LOL...NO! :D
Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring
them out when your friends share pictures of their children? Yep & YES! :D I have more pictures of EJ & Lucy than my fiance & I! :eek::catlol:
(Pollsters claim that 40 percent of cat owners carry their pet's
pictures in their wallets, by the way.)
When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that
they say a few words to your cat as well? No.
Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, do you
eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along? No & No.
When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your
cat, by name, to them? Yes, EJ will come out to say HI to whoever visits. It would be rude of me not to tell who visits EJ's name. :D
Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them? No
Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress? Yes
Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month? LOL...close to it.
Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at
the box with the scoop in your hand? No & No. I scoop it every morning.
Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks
the butter? No on both counts.
Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have? Yes, all the time.
Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your
cats when you move? LOL...Lucy won't let me move. :D
Do you kiss your cat on the lips? LOL...I did that EJ once or twice. :eek: :D
Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork? Not from my fork.
Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat? EJ will sometimes sit by the table.
Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it? EJ & Lucy have done that at times. No I don't like it much, but I can't move them.
Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food
in the refrigerator? No, they eat any can of cat food I give them.
Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote? No, they move...LOL!
Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain
your cat? No, but that sounds like a good idea.
Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain
while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in? No, neither go outside.
Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on
a bad date? Heck yes! :thumb:
Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you
spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse? Yes we do buy presents for EJ & Lucy. We don't spend more on them though.
Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on
Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card? No & No.
Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up? LOL...I used to until I got tired of never getting to make the bed! :D
Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both
watched the same commercial on television? No, but they have ceramic bowls that go into wrought iron holders.
Do you microwave your cat's food? Prepare it from scratch? No & No.
Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard, so
you won't disturb the sleeping cat? LOL...sometimes I've had to manuver weird to get off the bed.
At the store, do you pick up the cat food and kitty litter before
you pick out anything for yourself? Yes a few times I've done that.
Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays? No. I do give EJ all the turkey he will eat though & we get them a turkey dinner feast can of food.
Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of
an omelet made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout? LOL...NO! :D
Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring
them out when your friends share pictures of their children? Yep & YES! :D I have more pictures of EJ & Lucy than my fiance & I! :eek::catlol:
(Pollsters claim that 40 percent of cat owners carry their pet's
pictures in their wallets, by the way.)
When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that
they say a few words to your cat as well? No.
Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, do you
eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along? No & No.
When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your
cat, by name, to them? Yes, EJ will come out to say HI to whoever visits. It would be rude of me not to tell who visits EJ's name. :D